Kumpulan Sms Lucu, Garing, Ra Mutu, Gokil, dll

Ni ada kumpulan sms lucu, wagu, ga mutu, garing, gokil yg pernah aku terima...

1. Bhs Korea
-Anak Jahat
"Gran Dhong"

-Puser nonjol
"Yu Bou Dhong"

-Belakang tubuh
"Yha Bou Kong"

-Pantat Gatel
"Che Bok Dhong"

-Co Ganteng
"Ya Gwe Dhong"

2. Lupa Agama?
==> oops..
Neraka!
Lupa orang tua?
==> ich..
Durhaka!
Lupa sesama?
==> ach..
Biasa!
tapi lupa ama Aku?
==> ehm..
kamu Amnesia..?? he

3. Ak rindu padamu saat ak sedih.
Ak rindu padamu saat ak sendiri.
tetapi..
Ak paling merindukanmu saat ak btuh seseorang utk..
Ngepel rumahku..
Besok datang ya..

4. Ak mungkin bkn org 'sempurna' yg km cari..
Bkn pula yg 'terbaik' diantara semuanya..
tapi yg pasti, ak akan tetap memberimu..
Tanda tanganku...
Terima kasih telah nge fans padaku..

5. Huruf Apa yg pling manis?


A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z




Hayo tebak apa..?




Ya "Q" lah masa "U" sich??
Dilarang Protes..!!

6. Kurindukan snyum hangatmu,
Ku slalu ingat canda riangmu yg hapus tiap sedih & sepiku,
tp knapa km tinggalkan ak,



Kembalilah..!!



Pasien R.S.J ku..


Km kan blum smbuh.. he2

7. Jika waktu dpt berhenti mengalir,
ak harap itu saat kita sdang bahagia..
nmun jika waktu hrus mengalir pergi,
ak berharap km ga akan melupakan..
"UTANG" mu.. ha2

8. Ukirlah namaku di hatimu,
kenanglah diriku selalu..
krn ak akan pergi jauh ke Jepang,
untuk..



membantu Ultraman Taro melawan monster Kalajengking.
he3

9. Kak, ak Tini, kmrn ak ketabrak K.A dkt rumahku.
kpalaku ilang, bdanku gepeng, jempolku copot.
ak br 5 th, msh pengen maen skg!
ak lg di dpn kamar kk, tmenin ak maen petak umpet ya!
drtd ak liatin kk, bka korden donk!
mlam ni ak tdur di sbelah kk ya.. hihiihihi

10. 1x senyum
km ska aku


2x senyum
km cinta ak


3x senyum
km syang ak


4x senyum
km kangen ak


5x senyum
u gmes ma ak


6x senyum

Kok Snyum2 trus? Gila ya?? ha2

11. Pernahkah km berpikir?






Knp ak bgitu perhatian & syang ma km..






It krn, kata dokter pasien cacat mental butuh perhatian lebih..

12. Km tau alsan knp ak sms km?
1% pgn tau kbr km
1% perhatian
0,5% Jail
0,5% iseng
2% ga da kerjaan
..
yg pling penting,
95% SAYANG







Klo Bonus smsku ga di abisin, he3

13. Tiap malam ku merenung,


Betapa ku mrasa bersalah,


Krn ku tlah banyak berbuat dosa,


Ak pandangi diri ini di cermin,


Sial..!!!

Manis banget sich Gwe.
Dosa apa ya gwe..
Ho2...

14. Tlg kasi tau ke temen2 yg laen,
Tlah meninggal dunia sekitar jam 15.30..
Sahabat kita..







Ultraman sang Pahlawan..
di bunuh ma monster orong2..
hihihi...

15. Ni sms Kutukan!!!


Di baca ingusan!


ga di baca Mimisan!


ga di bales Kutilan!


di Bales Kudisan!


Di simpen Jerawatan!


di Hapus sariawan!


Ketawa Bisulan!


marah Panuan!
Hayo..!!

16. Lihatlah sekelilingmu,
itulah karunia Tuhan.
Lihat juga meja makanmu,
itulah berkat Tuhan.
sekarang.. lihatlah ke cermin!



Jelek kan?

ya.. itulah
cobaan Tuhan

sabar ya..

Adsense Referrals Quick Start Guide

It takes four basic steps to set up referrals on your site. Review the steps below for a guided walkthrough of selecting and implementing referrals on your webpages.

Step 1: Choose your referral locale

Before picking specific ads, you'll need to specify your country and language preferences. In order to maximize conversion opportunities, choose the combination that best reflects the profile of your users. Some referrals may not be available in all countries, even if they are available in your preferred language. Please note that if you select ads for a location other than the one your users are in that you may not get paid for the conversion.

Step 2: Fill your Ad Shopping Cart

The first step in building your Ad Shopping Cart is selecting the ad format you would like to use. From the drop-down, select the size that you would like your for your ad unit.

Next, select the options to add to your shopping cart. On the primary selection screen, there are a number of ways for you to start building your Ad Shopping Cart:

• Search for a specific product name or keyword
• Add categories from the list of available options
• Browse by category by clicking on one of the View products links next to the category you're interested in
• Browse through the entire list of available advertisers by clicking the first View products link next to the All products category

If you search by keyword or browse by category, you'll be offered a list of products that match your request along with the option to add that keyword or category to your cart. If there's a specific product that you would like to refer from this list, select that product. If you're not sure which product to choose, or simply want the best-performing ads from this list to show up on your site, select the Add Keyword/Category to Cart option.

Choosing Keywords/Categories (recommended for most publishers)

When you add keywords or categories to your Ad Shopping Cart, Google will rotate ads from all products matching these targeting selections and optimize the ad unit to display the ads that perform best for your site. In the future, when new products matching these targeting options are added to our system, we'll add them to the rotation automatically to make sure you are receiving the highest-paying products for your ad unit. There's no need to select new products or update your code.

Choosing Products

If you prefer to select the exact products to refer on your site, you can do that as well. You can select up to 15 products for each ad unit you create and Google will optimize among those products to display the ads that perform best on your site.

Once you've found a product to refer, you'll see all the available ads for that product; most advertisers have a variety of different text ads, text links, and image ads from which you can choose. Text ads are available in all ad unit sizes, but images and text links cannot be customized. Select as many ads as you like, as long as they're all the same size. Google will rotate the ads and display the best performing ones for your site.

Alternatively, if you're not sure which ads to select for a given product, you can select the Add product to cart option. If you select this option, the best-performing ads for this product will always be displayed in your ad unit.

Step 3: Customize your ad unit

Next, you can select the standard text ad format (if you haven't already selected one) and color, as well as add a custom channel.

You can choose from any text ad format that's currently available in AdSense for content. To review the available sizes, visit the Ad Formats page.

For your color options, you can choose from any of the AdSense palettes or custom palettes that you've defined in your AdSense for content setup. If you'd like to create a new custom palette, you can do this visiting the Color Palettes page, under the AdSense Setup tab in your account.
You can assign a custom channel either by selecting one of the channels you've already defined from the drop-down menu or by clicking Add new channel and creating a new one.

Step 4 : Copy and paste the code in your pages After continuing from the Referral Options page, you'll see the code for the ad unit you generated. Copy this code in its entirety and paste it into the HTML source of your webpage wherever you would like your new referral ad unit to appear.
Remember, you can place up to three referral units on a single webpage, in addition to three standard AdSense for content units.

How do you prevent invalid clicks and impressions?

Google specialists carefully monitor clicks and impressions on Google ads in order to protect your interests as well as those of our advertisers. To do this, Google use both automated systems and human reviews, analyzing all ad clicks and impressions for any invalid click activity that may artificially drive up an advertiser's costs or a publisher's earnings.

Google's proprietary technology analyzes clicks and impressions to determine whether they fit a pattern of use that may artificially drive up an advertiser's costs or a publisher's earnings. Google system uses sophisticated filters to distinguish between activity generated through normal use by users and activity that may pose a risk to our AdWords advertisers. Some examples of this activity include clicks or impressions generated by unethical users, automated robots and traffic sources, and publishers encouraging clicks on their ads. This system enables Google to filter out most invalid clicks and impressions, and Google advertisers are not charged for this activity.

In addition to Google automated system, Google have a team dedicated to detecting invalid activity using several specialized tools and a wide variety of techniques based on extensive experience tracking and monitoring user behavior and analyzing scenarios. Google continually upgrade their detection mechanisms to proactively combat invalid activity.